What do you call an orphans family tree?
A stump.
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Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite, I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche, What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens... Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me"
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself
Why did the hipster burn his tounge?-He sipped his coffee before it was cool