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28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds... That is when the world will end
got fired from the bank yesterday
they caught me drinking on the job
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.