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28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds... That is when the world will end
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What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".