Prison jokes
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.
The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"
"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.