Prison Jokes

Puns

Anonymous
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Some people think prison is one word...but to robbers it’s a whole sentence

Puns

Anonymous
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A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

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Puns

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

Game

Punisher
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Whats a prisoners favorite game?

Hangman!

Doctor

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My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!

White

Death_Graveyard
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Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison.

The white guy actually did it.

Puns

Anonymous
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Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

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Difference

Orphan
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What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?

Only one is wanted.

Dwarf

Angelalala
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I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending 😊

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German

Tom
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How do you escape a French prison?

Yell angrily in German.

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Puns

Anonymous
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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

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Man

R6_RENEGADE ON TWITCH
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I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life

Freedom

Anonysus
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i saw a cuban prisoner i asked why are you running from the cops he said IM FREE AT LAST.

Puns

Anonymous
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Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor

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Puns

Anonymous
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What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

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Van

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A cement mixer has ­collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

Black And White

Uh oh
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What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

Cell

Mail man tom
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How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones

Drug

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The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison

Gorilla

Anonymous
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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.