Some people think prison is one word...but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
Whats a prisoners favorite game?
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison.
The white guy actually did it.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending 😊
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
i saw a cuban prisoner i asked why are you running from the cops he said IM FREE AT LAST.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones