Puns

Anonymous

Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence

Puns

Anonymous

A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

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Puns

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What is a prisoner’s favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

German

Tom

How do you escape a French prison?

Yell angrily in German.

Puns

Anonymous

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there’s a small medium at large!

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Guy

Death_Graveyard

Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison.

The white guy actually did it.

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Puns

Anonymous

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

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Game

Punisher

Whats a prisoners favorite game?

Hangman!

Difference

Ur mom is gay

What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor

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Puns

Anonymous

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

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Dwarf

Angelalala

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,… That’s a little condescending 😊

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Shower

Anonymous

What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.

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Puns

Anonymous

Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He’s a small medium at large.

Saw

Anonymous

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that’s a little con-descending

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Puns

Landon Folkerts

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

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Gorilla

Anonymous

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.

Difference

Orphan

What’s the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?

Only one is wanted.

Puns

TheFlightLessDinosaur

I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

Phone

Mail man tom

How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones