Some people think prison is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said "Sexy."
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison.
The white guy actually did it.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD? Concentration camp.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending 😊
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"
