Prison

Prison Jokes

My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!

After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

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The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

A cement mixer has ­collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.