Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence

A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

What is a prisoner’s favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

How do you escape a French prison?

Yell angrily in German.

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there’s a small medium at large!

Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison.

The white guy actually did it.

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

Whats a prisoners favorite game?

Hangman!

What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted

Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,… That’s a little condescending 😊

What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.

Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He’s a small medium at large.

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that’s a little con-descending

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.

What’s the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?

Only one is wanted.

I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones