Prison Jokes

Anonymous
in Puns

Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence

Anonymous
in Puns

A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
in Puns

What is a prisoner’s favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!

Death_Graveyard

Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison.

The white guy actually did it.

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Punisher

Whats a prisoners favorite game?

Hangman!

Tom
in German

How do you escape a French prison?

Yell angrily in German.

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Anonymous
in Puns

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there’s a small medium at large!

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Anonymous
in Puns

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea.

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Orphan
in Difference

What’s the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?

Only one is wanted.

Angelalala
in Dwarf

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,… That’s a little condescending 😊

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Anonymous
in Puns

Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor

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Anonymous
in Puns

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

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Ur mom is gay
in Difference

What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted

Uh oh

What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

Anonymous

What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.

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TheFlightLessDinosaur
in Puns

I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

Landon Folkerts
in Puns

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

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Mail man tom

How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones

Anonymous
in Puns

Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He’s a small medium at large.