Prison jokes
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.