Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
Prison Jokes
A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
What is a prisoner’s favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison.
The white guy actually did it.
Whats a prisoners favorite game?
Hangman!
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there’s a small medium at large!
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What’s the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,… That’s a little condescending 😊
Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He’s a small medium at large.