Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. -- That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
BLM Biden Loves Bisexuality
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
