Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. -- That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
BLM Biden Loves Bisexuality
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
