Politics Jokes



Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.




9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. -- That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.




What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."




What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.


Kanye north

What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap



Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.



I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes...

I've seen too many of them get elected.


A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."




I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣



An American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a lawyer are sitting on a subway train, in the same seat. The Cuban pulls out a Cuban cigar for each person, and hands it out. The Cuban takes one puff of his cigar, and he throws it out the window. Everybody but the Cuban goes mad. ¨You just wasted an expensive Cuban cigar! How could you?¨ The Cuban simply says, ¨See, in Cuba, cigars are very cheap.¨ The other passengers are reassured and respond with, ¨Oh, OK.¨

The Russian takes out a small bottle of Russian vodka and pours a shot for all the passengers. The Russian downs his shot, and throws the vodka bottle out the window. The rest of the passengers are alarmed, once again. ¨You just destroyed an expensive bottle of Russian vodka! How could you?¨ The Russian simply states, ¨See, in Russia, vodka is very cheap.¨ Yet again, the other passengers are reassured and respond with, ¨Ah, yes! Of course.¨

The American scratches his head and goes, ¨I think I see the pattern here.¨ So he takes the lawyer, and he throws him out the window!¨


What does Monica and Bill Clinton have in common....They both did not inhale. lol



How do you spell "cognitive mess?" J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.



What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP? The condom was actually useful at one point.



If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

random person

Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia. The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly.

After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks the receptionist to bring tea to their room in five minutes.

The man walks back into the room, joins the table, leans towards a power outlet and speaks into it:

"Comrade major, we want some tea to room 62 please."

His friends laugh on the joke, until there is a knock on the door. The receptionist brings a teapot. His friends fall silent and pale, horrified of what they just witnessed. The party is dead, and the man goes to sleep.

After a good night's rest, the man wakes up, and notices his friends are gone. Surprised, he walks downstairs and asks the receptionist where they went.

The nervous receptionist whispers that KGB came and took them before dawn.

The man is horrified. He wonders why he was spared.

The receptionist responds:

"Well, comrade major did quite like your tea joke."


How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter



Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids. Knuckle babies don't eat.

#NPC #WorthlessLiberals

"When Republicans do Politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's Politics." ---Tyler Nixon

Moe Lester

Best political joke....... Joe Biden


These days there are only two political parties in India.. BJP and anti-BJP...