There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

roses are dead, violets are dead, I am a bad gardener.

Roses are red, violets are blue, fortnite is dead and so are you.

What’s better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

Roses are red… Orphanes are blue… I killed the preist so i could rape them to.

what did the pedophile say to the kid. “roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van”

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I

Roses are red your p.... is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.

Roses are red Justin beiber is gay But most importantly You know de way

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do, oh never mind I’m not homo like you

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener

Roses are red violets are blue your brother is gay and so are you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

roses are red I failed my test all because of Hugh and his insest

Roses are Red, Kevin Spacey is gay, If you’d stayed with your parents I wouldn’t have taken you away

Ok rose are red violets are blue barney looks better then you

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