Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”
roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.
blood is red.bruses are blue i ferget the rest…um i hate you…?
Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!
roses are dead, violets are dead, I am a bad gardener.
Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, fortnite is dead and so are you.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Roses are red Violets are blue Once I’n done choking you You will be too.
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name rose? Dad: because a rose landed on your head. Girl 2: Hey dad, why is my name daisy? Dad: because a daisy landed on your head. Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr! Dad: Oh, Hey Brick!
What’s better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Roses are red violets are blue when I see you I play with my poo
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F—ing blue!
Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster
Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I
Roses are red shit is brown get that dick out my ass so we can go to town
lets tell a secret about each other…ill go first i hate you
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