roses are dead, violets are dead, I am a bad gardener.

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.

blood is red.bruses are blue i ferget the rest…um i hate you…?

Roses are red, violets are blue, fortnite is dead and so are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Once I’n done choking you You will be too.

Girl 1: Dad, why is my name rose? Dad: because a rose landed on your head. Girl 2: Hey dad, why is my name daisy? Dad: because a daisy landed on your head. Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr! Dad: Oh, Hey Brick!

Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

What’s better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back

Roses are red shit is brown get that dick out my ass so we can go to town

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I

Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.

Roses are red Justin beiber is gay But most importantly You know de way

lets tell a secret about each other…ill go first i hate you

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