Red

Huggi

Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

3

Yo mama

Anonymous

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

Blue

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

6

Blue

p....

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.

Dirtiness

Life

Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

Finger

C..shot 92

roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.

1

Priest

Anonymous

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

3

Anti

Anonymous

roses are dead, violets are dead, I am a bad gardener.

1

Blue

Anonymous

roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i’m always watching you

Blue

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue Once I’n done choking you You will be too.

1

Blue

Anonymous

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F—ing blue!

5

Dad

Dadless

Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back

6

Fat

Anonymous

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

1

Blue

Anonyminimous

Roses are red, violets are blue, fortnite is dead and so are you.

7

Blue

poetic

roses are red, violates are blue, i don’t know why i am still alive for you

Puns

Anonymous

What’s better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

0

Puns

Anonymous

Roses are red He shows no remorse

Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force

Life

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

Nut

ok this isnt a joke but its funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Blue

shan and mon

blood is red.bruses are blue i ferget the rest…um i hate you…?