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Die

Huggi

Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

Cow

Anonymous

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

Hell

p....

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.

Blue

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

Finger

C..shot 92

roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.

Name

Life

Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

Fat

Anonymous

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

Blue

Anonymous

roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i’m always watching you

Bad

Anonymous

roses are dead, violets are dead, I am a bad gardener.

Priest

Anonymous

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

Blue

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue Once I’n done choking you You will be too.

Dad

Dadless

Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back

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Blue

shan and mon

blood is red.bruses are blue i ferget the rest…um i hate you…?

Puns

Anonymous

Roses are red He shows no remorse

Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force

Blue

poetic

roses are red, violates are blue, i don’t know why i am still alive for you

Blue

Anonyminimous

Roses are red, violets are blue, fortnite is dead and so are you.

Blue

Anonymous

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F—ing blue!

Name

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

Girl 1: Dad, why is my name rose? Dad: because a rose landed on your head. Girl 2: Hey dad, why is my name daisy? Dad: because a daisy landed on your head. Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr! Dad: Oh, Hey Brick!

Dad

terror

roses are red violets are violets my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good piolet

Puns

Anonymous

What’s better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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