Rose jokes
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.