Rose jokes
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."