Rose Jokes

Anonymous

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

Huggi

Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

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Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

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p....
in Blue

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.

Life

Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

Anonymous
in Anti

roses are dead, violets are dead, I am a bad gardener.

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C..shot 92

roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.

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Anonymous
in Priest

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

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Anonymous

roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i’m always watching you

Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are blue Once I’n done choking you You will be too.

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Dadless
in Dad

Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back

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Anonymous

What’s better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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Anonymous
in Fat

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

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poetic

roses are red, violates are blue, i don’t know why i am still alive for you

Anonyminimous

Roses are red, violets are blue, fortnite is dead and so are you.

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Anonymous

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F—ing blue!

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Anonymous
in Roast

roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you

Anonymous
in Puns

Roses are red He shows no remorse

Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force

ok this isnt a joke but its funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Anonymous
in Roast

roses are red violets are blue shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you