There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
Rose are red, violets are blue, there are kid in my basement, you'll be there soon
blood is red.bruses are blue i ferget the rest...um i hate you...?
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name rose? Dad: because a rose landed on your head. Girl 2: Hey dad, why is my name daisy? Dad: because a daisy landed on your head. Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr! Dad: Oh, Hey Brick!
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
Rose are red balls are round skirts are up painties are down belly to belly skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
Roses are red shit is brown get that dick out my ass so we can go to town
What's Jack's Favorite Flower. A Rose.
Rose's are Red Violets are Blue I've got Genital Wart's, Soon you will too-
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
Rose are red. Violet's are red. My parents bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire
Who's the smallest wife?? MICROwife
A father is talking to his three kids Kid 1: why is my name rose Dad:Because when you were a kid a rose fell on your head Kid 2: why is my name lily Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh Dad:oh hey Brick
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown, I expect nothing and still get let down!
