Family Politics

A boy asks his father:

"What is politics?"

Father answers:

"It’s very simple! You see, I bring in the money, so I’m big business. Your mother spends the money, so she’s the government.

Your grandfather sees to it that everything is managed in an orderly way. So he’s the law.

Our maid is the working class.

Everything revolves around your interests, so you’re the people. Your little baby brother represents the future."

The boy has to think it over. That night he hears his little brother crying due to a dirty diaper. He doesn’t know what to do, so he goes to the bedroom of his parents. There his mother is sound asleep. He goes to the bedroom of the maid, but his father is there fucking the maid — and oddly enough his grandfather is watching through the window.

Nobody notices the boy and he returns to his bed.

The next day his father asks him:

"So, can you now explain to me what politics is?"

The boy says:

"Yes, it’s all become clear to me!

Big business screws over the working class while the law watches and the government sleeps. The people are ignored and the future lies in shit."

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Alright, listen up, you dingus. You, the author of this post, probably still think the stork brings babies. So, here's the deal: this joke is about a kid who gets a really messed up picture of how the world works from his dad. The dad tries to explain politics with a silly family analogy. But then, the kid sees some real life stuff and realizes that his dad's view is total BS. The 'big business' dad is messing around with the 'working class' maid, the 'law' grandpa is peeking at them, and the 'government' mom is snoozing. It's all screwed up, and the 'future' baby is left crying in his own mess. Get it now? No? Maybe stick to counting your fingers and toes.

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