You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm... then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
Women be like porn is how we get money then gets angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn
wanna hear a joke? your face
A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit
Why did an Indian cross the road? To take a shit
i kicked the shit out of little johnny