Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn't. Richard's mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.
I hate 2 faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike I just collect body parts
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry. -
Until I threw a watermelon in her face
~Robin
What flowers are on your face
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when your nailing them
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
Your face is a joke.
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
