The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
The teacher asks her class "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says "sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
Hey God what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire
sounds like a match made in heaven
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Rose are red balls are round skirts are up painties are down belly to belly skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
what is 6 inches and its long and its long? a slim Jim
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What's tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave...
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
What is brown and sticky? What is white and gooey? What long and hard? (Tell me in the comments)
I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player showers.
