Stick Jokes

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.

"Correct," says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.

"Correct again," says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"

Hey God what are you making?

Just a wooden stick that lights on fire

sounds like a match made in heaven

I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...

...so I threw a dictionary at him.

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave...

What do McDonald's and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

What do call a stick with a string on the end of it...

A fshingpole

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

What's tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)

I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA

2 sticks only make a fire

What do you call an orange on a small stick?

Donald Trump.