Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
Hill Swim
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Jack and Jill, right? They wanted to swim in... well, poop. Jack dives in headfirst, forgets his gear, and kicks the bucket. Jill, being the smarter of the two, stays out. It's funny 'cause it's dark and someone died. Also, people don't normally swim in poop. You are a smart cookie!