Smell jokes

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.

So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?

Time to get outside!

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael. Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted.

What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

If a clown farted, would it smell funny?

What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?

When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...

I always use chloroform when stealing a child.

So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!