My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven’t fed them for a month.

so i was sitting on the couch with a woman,and i asked her,does this napkin smell like chloroform?

New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk

I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

What’s green and smells like ham.

Kermit the frogs fingers

What did the right eye say to the left?—Between you and me, something smells!

You smell like tap water and cornflakes

What’s green and smells like bacon?

Kermit’s finger.

why do giraffes have such long necks?

Because their feet smell!

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

What is blue but smells like red paint?

• Blue paint

if your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top-of-ya

Nobody nose how bad you smell

I smell up dog in here.

“What’s up dog?”

Nothin much, how bout you?

Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?

Because they’re jasmine (jazz men)!

Roses are red violets are blue your penis smells like stew and I want to eat it too

What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it