If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
im bored if you want to friend me in roblox my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica
What did the left eye say to the right eye? POOP
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
One day I was at church I had sit down I I. Said who in the world sink I 👀 down turns it was me and this not a joke but funny
What did the right eye say to the left?—Between you and me, something smells!
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why. Me :Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.
Me: John what did he do earlier
John: hold on, I’m trying to think
Me: I thought I smelled poop
Roses are red violets are blue your penis smells like stew and I want to eat it too
so i was sitting on the couch with a woman,and i asked her,does this napkin smell like chloroform?
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog’s fingers.
