My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie
What did one butt check say to the other? “Between you and me it stinks in here”
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
I love the smell of my F5 key. -- It's very refreshing.
so i was sitting on the couch with a woman,and i asked her,does this napkin smell like chloroform?
What did the right eye say to the left?—Between you and me, something smells!
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
When the people that see u Cry that doesn't mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath🐑💨
Me: John what did he do earlier
John: hold on, I’m trying to think
Me: I thought I smelled poop
What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it
if your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top-of-ya
Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
say eye, smell map, say ness. (I am a penis!) HA HA!
