My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.

New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven’t fed them for a month.

so i was sitting on the couch with a woman,and i asked her,does this napkin smell like chloroform?

I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

What’s green and smells like ham.

Kermit the frogs fingers

I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

Me: John what did he do earlier

John: hold on, I’m trying to think

Me: I thought I smelled poop

Harry Hicks smells of home homo is an infection and infections are made up of atoms

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

What’s green and smells like bacon?

Kermit’s finger.

Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guys body they notice when they walk over he has a boner the first doctor decides why not f... him he still has a boner left in him the 2nd says well he’s dead and I I’m a virgin the 3d one says I can’t I’m on my period and then says okey why not he already dead it’s not like he doesn’t smell bad after all that they go to walk out and the guy pops up and says thanks for saveing my life pumping blood back into my body…

Nobody nose how bad you smell

I smell up dog in here.

“What’s up dog?”

Nothin much, how bout you?

F...ING CRACKER AND YOU SMELL LIKE FISH

There are three men walking down the road and they come across a farm that is for sale. The three men look at each other and put all their money together to buy the farm. On that farm there is a cow a monkey and a bunch of cow food. The men are out of money and the farm is going out of business. One of the men’s sees that there is a contest for the biggest cow in the county. They entered the contest but it’s so thin. Every time they tried to feed the cattle it would poop and lose weight again, so one of them in suggested that they put a cork up the cows behind. The first guy says okay then go put a cork there. I don’t want to do it you do it no you do it. The third guy says let’s just get the monkey to do it. And the monkey puts the cork in the couch behind. They win the biggest cow contest and get the money they need to save the farm. The second guy realizes that they need to take the cork out of cow. Guys we need to take the cork out of the cow he says. Well I’m not going to do it you do it, no you do it. The third guy says let’s just get the monkey to do it again. So the monkey uncorks a cow. And there was a huge explosion… a few days later the three men wake up in the hospital. The doctor walks up to the first man what happened he asks the first man replies all I remember is that a horrible sound. The doctor walks up to the second man and asks what happened. All I remember is that horrible smell… The doctor walks up to the third man and again ask the same question. The third man looks at him and says all I remember is that poor poor monkey trying to put the cork back in.

So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they’re ugly and smell bad

jingle bells Osama smells

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