Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
Homosexual Jokes
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."