Homosexual jokes
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.