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Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

my girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex and I said what’s that, she said I f... her ass, I said oh my uncle calls that shhhhh

this is a lot like anal sex

you always miss 100% of shots if you take it

What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex? They are not for kids.