A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.

“Well,” says the bus driver, “every night at 8 o’clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I’m sure you could convince her to have sex with you.”

The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.

“Oh, God!” she exclaims. “Take me with you!” The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they’re getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it’s over, the man pulls off his God disguise.

“Ha, ha! I’m the man from the bus!”

“Ha, ha!” says the nun, removing her costume. “I’m the bus driver!”

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

my girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex and I said what’s that, she said I fuck her ass, I said oh my uncle calls that shhhhh

What’s the same with a toilet and anal sex. Your ass gets numb after a while

Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best Lubricant for anal sex?

-No more tears.

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

There is a party in my mouth and your dick is invited

Patient: “Doctor my bottom hurts” Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?” Patient: “Right around the entrance” Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance it will hurt”

Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices

whats the first thing you say in anal sex … wholy shit

What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex? Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣

this is a lot like anal sex

you always miss 100% of shots if you take it

Superman and flash were in the living room pounding back a few beer flash says to Superman i bet you u can fly into wonder woman bed room and get the best pussy of your life so he does it when he goes back to flash Superman says to flash man that was great but my ass kinda burns

Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in france only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms? anal sex and oral sex is against the law in france

Teacher: “Alright we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name”

That one kid putting Joe: -_-

Teacher: Who’s Joe?

The whole class: JOE MAMA

What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex? They are not for kids.

guess what ?

good guess

uh oh stinky

what goes in and takes a while to come out?