A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.

“Well,” says the bus driver, “every night at 8 o’clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I’m sure you could convince her to have sex with you.”

The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.

“Oh, God!” she exclaims. “Take me with you!” The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they’re getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it’s over, the man pulls off his God disguise.

“Ha, ha! I’m the man from the bus!”

“Ha, ha!” says the nun, removing her costume. “I’m the bus driver!”

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

my girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex and I said what’s that, she said I fuck her ass, I said oh my uncle calls that shhhhh

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

There is a party in my mouth and your dick is invited

Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best Lubricant for anal sex?

-No more tears.

uh oh stinky

What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex? They are not for kids.

this is a lot like anal sex

you always miss 100% of shots if you take it

what goes in and takes a while to come out?

I cant sit down anymore … my dad went 2 far this time

Why don’t gay greek men have anal sex with each other in greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law in greece

Why don’t gay men have anal sex in greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law

Teacher: “Alright we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name”

That one kid putting Joe: -_-

Teacher: Who’s Joe?

The whole class: JOE MAMA

Why do people have sex. Because they like going ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me bich I love y

You are gay.

Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,

Cause she was transgender.

Catholic men say eating Broccoli is like anal sex. If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult 🤷🏽‍♂️

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