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Anal Sex Jokes

Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices

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Patient: “Doctor my bottom hurts” Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?” Patient: “Right around the entrance” Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance it will hurt”

A wise man once told me: 'If you poke the bear in prison The bear will happily return the favour, when its times to shower'

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

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