What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices
Patient: “Doctor my bottom hurts” Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?” Patient: “Right around the entrance” Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance it will hurt”
What’s the same with a toilet and anal sex. Your ass gets numb after a while
What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
A wise man once told me: 'If you poke the bear in prison The bear will happily return the favour, when its times to shower'
How can you get free butt plants just get your man to fill your butt with Natural juices
I was going to share my joke about anal, butt fuck it was inappropriate..
My Crush: I cut 4 inches of my hair yesterday Me: So? My Crush 4 Inches is alot! Me: Oh yeah?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.