Jack and jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jills real name is Randy
balls in jack, jack has balls in his mouth.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
i dont have a joke i just have a friend named jack
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill’s candy
but Jack had a shock
with a mouth full of cock
cause Jill’s real name was Randy
With a tight cheeked fanny
and shlong expandy
Jack’s face turned uncanny
Off he ranny
to tell granny
his best friend was a tranny
THIS IS A RYTHME
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna
jill said yes as he grabbed her dress
and they had a little fun
jill forgot her pills so now they have a son
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy. Yes, this joke is stolen.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill, Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill to build this still will take so long, Jill said to Jack well F---k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill.
Nok nok? who's there? kanga kanga who? not kangawho kangaroo
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse.
'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked "so, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered "no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied "never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said "school has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized...*fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes and that’s when he realized..... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter
jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Hi welcome to David’s sperm bank you Jack it we pack it how may I help you?
Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy