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Daughter

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jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

Jesus

Anonymous

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

High

Daddy Jack

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and ask if she wanna, Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill now they have a son

Name

no name

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy

Game

The Special

My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack

I always hit on 16, the get busted

High

Hotel Hideaway

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

Son

Anonymous

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son

Uncle

@Not_Lance

Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse.

High

Addison

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.

Name

Hi

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.

Bank

Anonymous

Hi welcome to David’s sperm bank you Jack it we pack it how may I help you?

Daughter

Anonymous

jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me

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Blood

Anonymous

Jack and jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy Jack got a surprise and blood shot eyes because jill gave him a roofie

Pull

dick

what do they call me when i jack off pulled pork

Daughter

Samson Fernendez

jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

Name

Gamer

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy. Yes, this joke is stolen.

High

Anonymous

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

Name

jack

jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy but, jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock and jills real name was randy

High

King

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high grabbed Jill’s thigh and said I know you wanna, Jill said yes lifted up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Bad

Bethan b's brother

Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill’s fanny but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny

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