Humor

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

How did 10 die?

Because it was in between 9 and 11.

Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?

The wheels on the chair go round and round.

Isac, I suck deez nuts!

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?

He can't afford a family pack.

Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.

Dark humor is like life:

Not everyone gets it.