Humor
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Memes
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.