Humor
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
Memes
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.