Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Humor
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
