Landmine Pickup Line

  • A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...

    "Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because "bang" is slang for, uh, doing the nasty, but landmines also "bang" when they explode. So, it's a double meaning! Bet you didn't know that, did you? You probably thought landmines were just for planting tulips, huh?

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