A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because "bang" is slang for, uh, doing the nasty, but landmines also "bang" when they explode. So, it's a double meaning! Bet you didn't know that, did you? You probably thought landmines were just for planting tulips, huh?