Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
Bf: What do you think about our love?
Gf: Count the stars in the sky.
Bf: Aww, it's infinity.
Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
My day started out great until I woke up.
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
