Disappointment

Disappointment jokes

Parent

    • I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.

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    • Life

    • Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.

    Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

    Then there is me: My life.

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    • Life

    • I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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    • Disappointment memes

    Orphan

    • Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

    Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

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    • Pill

    • Mom: Wake up!

    Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...

    Mom: Why are you disappointed?

    Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...

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    • Rope

    • I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.

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    • Date

    • I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

    I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

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    • Love

    • Bf: What do you think about our love?

    Gf: Count the stars in the sky.

    Bf: Aww, it's infinity.

    Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.

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    • Date

    • I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

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