I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”
Friend 1: What’s the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I’m too disappointed and I have a headache…
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up…
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him I felt disappointment
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I’m probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn’t feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn’t want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn’t say a word about it, he didn’t move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forgot what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.
A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. “Eighteen” the Aussie says, sipping a beer. “She has to be Eighteen”. Okay the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl. “Wtf are you doing” Aussie says? You say this is okay" Muslim replied. “Fuck no she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard” says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily. Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, “what is wrong with you mate?” asks Aussie. Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose ‘a teen’, ‘a teen’, I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!" Aussie: "Eighteen not ‘a teen’ you sick mongrel.
Sorry for the interruption I am ALYA and i am disappointed in you guys you shouldn’t bully or make fun of Orphans they didn’t choose their life what happened in their life. what happens if you were an orphan and people are making fun of you. would you like that?
my life is such a udder disappointment what a udder failure