Disappointment jokes

I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.

Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.

Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

Then there is me: My life.

Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.

As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, I'm just a burden.

On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.

Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.