I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”

Friend 1: What’s the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

Then there is me: My life.

Mom: Wake up!

Me: No, I’m too disappointed and I have a headache…

Mom: Why are you disappointed?

Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up…

It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.

I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him I felt disappointment

my life is such a udder disappointment what a udder failure