Disappointment

Disappointment Jokes

Life

Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.

Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

Then there is me: My life.

Parent

I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.

  • 5
  • Life

    I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

    Orphan

    Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

    Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

  • 5
  • Emo

    An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"

    The tree ghosted her.

  • 3
  • Emo girl

    An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

    Depression

    A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

    The tree left him hanging.

    Love

    Bf: What do you think about our love?

    Gf: Count the stars in the sky.

    Bf: Aww, it's infinity.

    Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.

    Pill

    Mom: Wake up!

    Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...

    Mom: Why are you disappointed?

    Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...

    Dick

    I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.

    As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."

    Africa

    How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?

    Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."

    Rope

    I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.

    Date

    I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

    I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!