Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? ----- Then there is me: My life.
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed
Sing raindrops keep falling on my head
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
i had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet....
for 20 seconds...
and only once.... :(
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down
bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda
instead there was one 76 year year old virgin
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
