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Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents are. God I love working at the orphanage

Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.