Twin Towers

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

Twin Towers

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

Incest

I can’t stand jokes about Germans.

They’re the wurst.

I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?

A: He thought they tasted funny.