Humor
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.