Humor

Six one.

There are some questionable candies out there, such as:

"All I want is a good Blow Pop."

"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."

"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."

"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."

"Or adopt Three Musketeers."

"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."

What is a woman's name with one leg?

Eileen.

Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.

Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?

Because they are really committed to their cause.

What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

I can’t stand jokes about Germans.

They’re the wurst.

I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”

I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.

What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?

Cremation.

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.