Humor
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
Six one.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.