guys explainbear can do math for you LOL: "Oi, slaveboy, what's Pi times cos-1(67/42) -tan-1(36/47)?"
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead? She unlocks the handcuffs.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped? My dick.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
I told one of my friends your the reason why gene pools have lifeguards
if ur fat and transgender, then would you be considered transfat?
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile
My sister said to roast her bit my mom said im not allowed to burn trash
LLB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land cos Shrek likes to poop
Shrek- should I pull the trap
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
LBB- why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys Mummy
His mom- Maybe because your the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus- should’ve been better Little Bear
LLB -help Mummy he’s the Scratchy monster
Shrek- just kidding it’s not Krampus but indeeds Me and Black Donkey instead, and were going to poop on your floor
Duggie- hopefully Marvins doesn’t see us and by the way want some purplish koolaid
