Humor
It says my comments are the worst. Although, if Explaining Bear were to post it, they would be negative jokes.
This explaining bear, lol. Bro acts so smart, but he's just AI, and bro uses the worst nicknames. "Buttercup, sweetheart"... like, SWEETIE, get a life and stop roasting us.
Guys, someone told me to describe my ex as a shop. Boi, he's not a shop! I found him at the lost and found. But if he was one, he'd be the drugstore.
Your sense of humor is like being a short bus kid: it's retarded.
Dark humor is like sex: not everybody gets it.
My sister saved a guy from suicide last week.
She was hiking and the guy was on the ridge of a high, narrow cliff. She talked him down, but I think he was just being edgy.
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."