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There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t.

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.

They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.