+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Hey, listen up, smarty pants! The joke is, this dude says for every like he gets, he's gonna put a kid in his basement. Then, for every follower, he's gonna nuke a kid in the microwave. And adding "Comet" is the cherry on top because it implies something even worse, but he leaves it to your imagination, you beautiful genius!