Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
What is the most musical part of a chicken 🐔?
The drumstick 🍗.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
Why did the chicken go to KFC... to visit his family
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? A chicken tender
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Whats long and black? The line at KFC
Knock Knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What’s the darkest point in the universe? The inside of a KFC
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
Did you know cannabals ate kfc
Kentucky fried children
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up