Satire jokes
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
Zionism and jihad are brothers
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Retard. Retard. Retarded. Abortion. Cross burning.
Look at me, I'm funny and edgy.
Russia—the real joke.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.