Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton? Some people don’t pick it
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
🍷 📺 What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are ✝️ white christian nationalist? They both thank you for your financial support 👍 👍 👌 👌 😘 😘 😊 😊 💰 💰 💸 💸
There is a feminist group in my town
It is called Gal-qaeda
(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What record did Obama proved during his presidency No matter how far a brotha gets in life he’ll still be in government housing
Russia-The real joke
My humour is so dark that its life matters.
