Who needs April fools..
When your whole life is a joke?
What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous
Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
🍷 📺 What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are ✝️ white christian nationalist? They both thank you for your financial support 👍 👍 👌 👌 😘 😘 😊 😊 💰 💰 💸 💸
There is a feminist group in my town
It is called Gal-qaeda
(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)
Dark humor is like water
Not everybody gets it
Russia-The real joke
your mum sat on a phone and she turned it into a pancake
i am dark humour
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
Left, center,right and apolitical also skeptical are also a joke.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
I was in Russia at a stand up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice though
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
What the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ? One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldnt work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. (Ben Shapiro 2020)
