Depression

Depression Jokes

Life

I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.

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  • Bleach

    Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

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  • Life

    I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

    Bang

    "Go big or go home," that's what some people say.

    "Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.

    "Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.

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  • Tree

    How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

    You cut the rope...

    Donut

    If you were a food, what would you be?

    Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

    Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

    Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

    MEd

    I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

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