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ThreeToddlersInASkinsuit

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

Man

Shannon Hamilton

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

Means

Anonymous

Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

Drink

Anonymous

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

People

Anonymous

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

Friend

Anonymous

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Tree

Anonymous

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

Guy

Nah Fam

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

Nothing

Anonymous

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

Iron

MJ

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

Nothing

Alsender Miller

“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

Car

Sam

Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

Cut

Anonymous

Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

Parent

Anonymous

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.

Neck

uwu

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

Hand

Anonymous

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

People

Anonymous

They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

People

Anonymous

“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.

“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.

“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

Difference

your dad

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

Friend

rejection central

i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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