are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can't because jokes have a meaning
Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!
Are you depression 'cause you're always on my mind~
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They're both pointless.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Dark jokes are like water some people just don't get it
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
