To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Depression Jokes
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Who needs April fools…
When your whole life is a joke?
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope…
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.
“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.
“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?
they both hang from trees
So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions…