Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

Other girls be like “I want a 6ft guy”, meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.

“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.

“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions…