Die

Anonymous

Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

People

Anonymous

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

Life

Anonymous

Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

Mind

Anonymous

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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Riddles

Anonymous

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

Riddles

ThreeToddlersInASkinsuit

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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Bottle

Anonymous

I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions…

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Morning

Anonymous

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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Nothing

Anonymous

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

Hang

Lachlan

What did the rope say to me?

“hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

Orphanage

Anonymous

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

Born

Anonymous

people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

Man

Shannon Hamilton

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

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Chocolate

Anonymous

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Nothing

Alsender Miller

“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

Population

justdepression

I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

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Darkness

Anonymous

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.

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Hope

Anus

To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

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Toaster

Your Local Poor Girl

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

Bang

Anonymous

“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.

“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.

“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

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