Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.

“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.

“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

Depression is like having anxiety but with more voices.

If depression is going to be my girlfriend. Will she leave me?

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

knock knock who’s there? depression… that’s my best friend.

Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks