Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions...
Dark jokes are like water some people just don't get it
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
