Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
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I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions...
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
