A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside

“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)