The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were