What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.

“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.

“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression