Depression Jokes

Die

Anonymous
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Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

Life

Anonymous
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Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

Riddles

ThreeToddlersInASkinsuit
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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Lessing

Anonymous
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The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

Hope

Anus
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To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

Realization

Anonymous
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I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

Mind

Anonymous
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Are you suicide, cause you're always on my mind

Orphanage

Anonymous
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Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

Life

Blake
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Who needs April fools..

When your whole life is a joke?

Train

Lola
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You wanna know why I love trains?

They end my suffering.

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Bang

Anonymous
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"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.

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Nothing

Anonymous
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There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

Toaster

Your Local Poor Girl
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Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

Riddles

Anonymous
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How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope...

Control

justdepression
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I don't call it suicide. I call it population control

Riddles

Anonymous
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* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!

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Chip

Anonymous
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If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Yes

Anonymous
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Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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Bottle

Anonymous
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I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions...

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Common

Anonymous
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what do depressed people and Apple's have in common?

they both hang from trees

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