Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions...
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach