Depression Jokes

Anus

To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

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Anonymous

Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

Anonymous

Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

Anonymous

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

Blake

Who needs April fools…

When your whole life is a joke?

Anonymous

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

Anonymous

What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging

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ThreeToddlersInASkinsuit

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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Anonymous

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

Anonymous

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

Anonymous

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

justdepression

I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

Anonymous

“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.

“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.

“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

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Anonymous

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

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Anonymous

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.

Anonymous

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

Anonymous

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Anonymous

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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Your Local Poor Girl

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

Anonymous

I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions…

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