Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
