The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions…

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.