Die

Anonymous

Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

Life

Anonymous

Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

People

Anonymous

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

Cut

Anonymous

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

Morning

Anonymous

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

7

Darkness

Anonymous

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.

7

Mind

Anonymous

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

8

Orphanage

Anonymous

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

Personal

ThreeToddlersInASkinsuit

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

4

Nothing

Anonymous

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

Population

justdepression

I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

7

Man

Shannon Hamilton

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

8

Nothing

Alsender Miller

“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

Chocolate

Anonymous

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

People

Anonymous

They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

9

Car

Sam

Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

8

Toaster

Your Local Poor Girl

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

9

Make

Anonymous

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

4

Bottle

Anonymous

I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions…

2

Guess

Ivan

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed