Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression

Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

Depression is like having anxiety but with more voices.

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”