A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope…
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
Why did i walk across the road?
to get hit by a car
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
I’m like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?
they both hang from trees
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)