Depression Jokes

Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

Are you suicide, cause you're always on my mind

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

Who needs April fools..

When your whole life is a joke?

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.

Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope...

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

what do depressed people and Apple's have in common?

they both hang from trees

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)