Depression Jokes

I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can't because jokes have a meaning


Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population


I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed

When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.


What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They're both pointless.


Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...


"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.


Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours