What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.

If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.

I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn…

If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.

I’m like the sun; I’m painful to look at.

If I was a food I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.

I’m like an eggshell… broken and empty.

If I was a mythical creature I’d be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.

I’m like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.

My soul is a raisin because it’s dried up shriveled, and not everyone likes it.

I’m like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.

I’m like the moon because as the month progresses my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.

I’m like an Ex streamly powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.

I’m like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.

I’m like a shity book cover… because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.

My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can’t afford to go through with the divorce and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape but the more they try the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety

Help me…

knock knock

who’s there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

what do you call a depressed emo ,dead

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandmas dead

Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.

What fruit always feels depressed?

A blue-berry.

what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE

why is James a depressed… because he’s a bitch.

Me: Hey dad, I’m in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal…

Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I’m dad!

What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.