Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

Snow everywhere, it’s Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression

Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.

what do you call a depressed emo ,dead

did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

Depression is like having anxiety but with more voices.

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