Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions…

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

What did the rope say to me?

“hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.

To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.

“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.

“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.