Depression Jokes

Anonymous

Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

Anonymous

Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

Anonymous

I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

Anus

To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

Anonymous

Are you suicide, cause you're always on my mind

Anonymous

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

ThreeToddlersInASkinsuit

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

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Anonymous

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

Anonymous

"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.

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Anonymous

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

Blake

Who needs April fools..

When your whole life is a joke?

justdepression

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control

Anonymous

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

Anonymous

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.

Anonymous

Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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Anonymous

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope...

Anonymous

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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Anonymous

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Anonymous

what do depressed people and Apple's have in common?

they both hang from trees

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Your Local Poor Girl

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)