I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can't because jokes have a meaning
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
* What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * ... * A FLATLINE!
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They're both pointless.
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Dark jokes are like water some people just don't get it
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
What's the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Me: Knock knock....Friend: who's there? Me: I don't know anymore
I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
