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Die

Anonymous

Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies

Means

Anonymous

Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.

People

Anonymous

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

Personal

Anonymous

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

Nothing

Alsender Miller

“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

Personal

ThreeToddlersInASkinsuit

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

Darkness

Anonymous

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.

Friend

Anonymous

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Car

Sam

Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

People

Anonymous

They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

Nothing

Anonymous

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

Mind

Anonymous

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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Man

Shannon Hamilton

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

Population

justdepression

I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

Bottle

Anonymous

I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions…

Personal

Anonymous

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

Morning

Anonymous

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

Toaster

Your Local Poor Girl

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

Hand

Anonymous

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

People

Anonymous

“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.

“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.

“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

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