why do orphans go to church ? so they have someone to call father.

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering

What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

Why did i walk across the road?

to get hit by a car

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression

me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s

If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.

If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.

I’m a star! Because one of these days I’m going to crash and burn…

If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I’d be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.

I’m like the sun; I’m painful to look at.

If I was a food I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.

I’m like an eggshell… broken and empty.

If I was a mythical creature I’d be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.

I’m like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.

My soul is a raisin because it’s dried up shriveled, and not everyone likes it.

I’m like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.

I’m like the moon because as the month progresses my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.

I’m like an Ex streamly powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.

I’m like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.

I’m like a shity book cover… because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.

My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can’t afford to go through with the divorce and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape but the more they try the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety

Help me…

what do you call a depressed emo ,dead

Knock knock

Who’s there?

My life

My life who?

My life is depressing…