There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel - Crackling of fire - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you - Cats purring
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck
What goes Snap Crackle and Pop? A neck
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
what do you call a flat road named after george floyd
Flat neck road
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
you look sexy with that rope around your neck
What was the first thing thanis snapped? Loki’s neck
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off of her neck.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread, that’s about to become a rope around my neck
Do a neck reveal
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Go commit neck rope
So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: "so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down" and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I'm just fuckin with u she's DEAD!"
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
