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How do you make a Suicidal guy go bungie jumping?
Tie the bungie cord around his neck.
How do you make a Suicidal guy go bungie jumping?
Tie the bungie cord around his neck.
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off of her neck.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar
Go commit neck rope
So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: "so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down" and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I'm just fuckin with u she's DEAD!"
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
yo forehead so big it touchs yo neck
you look sexy with that rope around your neck
what do you call a flat road named after george floyd
Flat neck road
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
What was the first thing thanis snapped? Loki’s neck