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MATTIX

@mattix

F_ck Teslas

Registered on 1/30/2025 · 5 followers · Last active 1 year ago

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Wife

MATTIX · 1 year ago

A two-panel meme shows a red sports car doing a burnout above a red minivan doing a burnout. The top panel is labeled "Before wife and kids" and the bottom panel is labeled "After wife and kids".

Ass

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image is a two-panel meme featuring cars. The top panel shows the rear of a red car with the text "TURBOS BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED 6 LITERS TO KICK YOUR ASS." The bottom panel features the front of a black car with cartoon eyes attached to the hood and the text "OK. NOW WHAT?"

Car

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image is a three-panel meme. The first panel shows a red Ferrari speeding down the road with the caption "I can go fast." The second panel shows a Jeep Wrangler driving through a shallow riverbed with the caption "I can go everywhere." The third panel shows a silver Mitsubishi Lancer and a blue Subaru Impreza jumping over a small hill with the caption "B*tch please... We can do both."

Australia

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image shows a car with its top facing down, with the text "USA: Drives on the right. Britain: Drives on the left. *Australia*."

Car

MATTIX · 1 year ago

A split-screen meme. On the left, a young woman stands next to a dark blue Porsche. The text above reads, "Got a new car." On the right, a close-up of the same woman holding up a Volkswagen key.

Car

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image shows an engine malfunction indicator lamp on the left and a white Toyota Supra on the right. The text above says: "Where is the real BMW?"

Truck

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The meme shows two large trucks on the road with custom, oversized tires. The left truck is a red Jeep, while the right truck is a black pickup truck. Text on the image reads: "I sure hope he never needs to use the spare! When your truck has worms and scoots it's acres across the road."

Car

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image displays a collage of four different Nissan Skyline car models: R32 (gray), R33 (silver), R34 (blue), and R35 (gray). The text "Which one's your favorite?" is at the top.

Man

MATTIX · 1 year ago

A black and white photograph of a vintage car with the text "There really was a time when men drove in peace."

Job

MATTIX · 1 year ago

A catalytic converter is painted yellow with the words "Get a Job" written on it. The text above and below the catalytic converter reads: "This need to be on every catalytic converter!"

Guy

MATTIX · 1 year ago

A car is on the freeway, taken from the perspective of the car behind it. A text overlay says: "This guy cut me off on the freeway today. I'm not even mad."

Car

MATTIX · 1 year ago

A white car is parked on an asphalt road on a sunny day. The car has a large engine. The image's text reads, "Stealth... Texas Style."

Evolution

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image shows three panels featuring a yellow Mitsubishi Lancer. In the first panel, the text reads, "GO LANCER! I CHOOSE YOU" alongside a photo of the car. The second panel shows the car surrounded by a green glow with the text, "HUH? LANCER'S EVOLING?" The final panel shows the car having evolved into a sportier version with the text, "LANCER EVOLVED INTO AN EVOLUTION!"

Concept

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image shows two cars with the following text. "Car manufacturers be like:". The upper car is a stylish, red concept car on a road. Below it is a small, red pedal car on what appears to be a platform.

Car

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image shows two cars and the text "If your car doesn't scare you a little, it's not fast enough." The top picture shows a red sports car with smoke coming from the tires. The bottom picture shows a small red car on two wheels.

Car

MATTIX · 1 year ago

A photo shows a modified red and yellow Smart car with tank tracks instead of wheels on a street. A small, child-sized car toy is strapped to the roof. A black car is parked in the left lane next to the Smart car. The picture is captioned 'In the wild 😜'.

Reality

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image shows a two-panel drawing comparing a person's plan versus reality when it comes to owning a car. The top panel, labeled "Your plan," shows a person on a bicycle moving smoothly on a straight line towards a red convertible car. The bottom panel, labeled "Reality," shows a line graph depicting different expenses and problems related to car ownership, including rust, engine problems, car parts, gas prices, the need for a new daily driver, and insurance prices.

Car

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two cars with text above and below each image. The image on the left shows a red classic car with the text "Cars in action movies" above it and the text "Still works after being shot 1000 times" below it. The image on the right shows a small black car with the text "Cars in horror movies" above it and the text "Can't even start" below it.

Ice Spice

MATTIX · 1 year ago

A close-up shot of a cooked chicken in a pan, with text that reads, "Rip Ice Spice. Someone tag the surgeon. (Should I do...)"

Car

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image shows a red Tesla car driving on a road with a trailer hitched to it. The trailer has a generator on it emitting a large plume of black smoke. The text above the car reads "CALIFORNIA 2035".

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