Humor Jokes

wetnightmare

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”

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F...motheringsonofab....

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

Anonymous

Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Anonymous

What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

Mnorman0500
in Dark Humor

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it’s perks… You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Hardlynkrmalp5
in Dark Humor

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we’re playing rocket league

ur mom

dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it

Anonymous

I like my humor like my people. Well done.

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Anonymous

Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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Dark Humor

Friend:How dark is your humor? Me:It picks cotton

Anonymous 69
in Orphan

Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told

Zane

Rules of Dark humor:

  1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
  2. No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
  3. Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
  • Sincerely, Zane
Dark_Shadow

Do you have dark humor?

Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying… but I decided to abort.

X

What do U.S airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They’re normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East

KGZ
in Dark Humor

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII

Rainbow Six Siege

Yeet

The secret to dark humor is the delivery… oh wait, the baby was stillborn.

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I´m still choosing...

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, “Which one is yours?” and he replied, “I´m still choosing.” She looked horrified.

Anonymous

kid asks "what is dark humor?" me points"see at that guy across the street…" kid:"i can’t… I’m blind" me:"exactly "

Anonymous

Dark humor is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

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