My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Dark humor is a lot like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
Friend:How dark is your humor? Me:It picks cotton
Rules of Dark humor:
- All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
- No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
- Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
The secret to dark humor is the delivery… oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? – One. They are efficient and don’t have humor.
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
kid “whats dark humor” mom “you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap” kid “I am blind mom” “exactly” said mom
- What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
- What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What do U.S airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They’re normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East
April Fools Joke: Go to a orphanage and say your parents came back.