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Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”

Friend:How dark is your humor? Me:It picks cotton

I like my humor like my people. Well done.

Dark humor is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

Rules of Dark humor:

  1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
  2. No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
  3. Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
  • Sincerely, Zane

Friend:How dark is your humor? Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? – One. They are efficient and don’t have humor.

The secret to dark humor is the delivery… oh wait, the baby was stillborn.

Dark humor is like a child with cancer.

It never gets old.

Hears the news about Sandy Hook Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives… Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:… Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

Dark humor is like food Not everyone gets it

dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? – Laughing stock.

What’s the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?

They never get old

Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor? Because it got every bodys pokes!

My friend asked me how fast my humor was and I said it jumps borders then he asked how dark my humor is and I said it picks cotton.

Dark humor is like kid with cancer.It never gets old.