What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? -- For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
Everybody was kung flu dying It travelled as fast as lightning 2020 was expert timing In fact it was a little bit frightening
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I DON’T WANNA SAY THIS, BUT I HAVE THE FLU.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Ryan
What does a bird say when it gets sick? I flu!
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar. The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu and in the 9/11 something very dangerous flu.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu? One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
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