What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
Your forehead is so big your inner thought echo
friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! i'll be in court.
I get so many thing stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water
But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “what do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed. Most women can’t pull off sarcasm
JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.
Your forehead is so big Mastermind got jealous
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
I know the voices in my head aren't real but man so they have some good ideas
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a monday and didn't end til' sunday
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain ? The wall behind him.
why can't emos have add
cus they are already scatter brained
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut
if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain
