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What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.

whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories

Yo mama so fat she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueling