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What do women and books have in common

A Venn diagram shows two overlapping circles. One circle is labeled "Women" and the other is labeled "Books". The overlapping area between them is labeled "Having periods".

Sex with a downy simplified

A meme split into two sections. The left side shows two peaches and a banana with text “THIS SIDE UP”. The right side is a photo of a person with Down syndrome and the text “THIS SIDE DOWN”. Below these two images is the text “THIS IS HOW SEX WITH A DOWNY GOES”.

Finding common ground

A split image from an anime shows two figures shaking hands under banners. The banners say "Whitney Houston" and "George Floyd". Below is a close up of the same handshake with the text "Having no air".

Being heroic is just not his thing

The image is a four-panel comic strip. The first panel shows a hand reaching up from water with the text "Whitney Houston" written above it. The second panel shows a hand reaching down with the text "God" written above it. The third panel shows a hand pushing the drowning hand down with the text "You're dead." written above it. The final panel shows the hand completely submerged with bubbles.

Weaponization of flashlights

The image is a four-panel image featuring two characters. In the first panel, one character states "I have epilepsy." In the second panel the other character holds a card. In the third panel the first character says "Have a look at my flashlight in strobe mode". In the fourth panel the second character has an exaggerated frightened expression.

Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss

Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss

What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?

Kim Kong Coon.

Asians will tell you:

A character with white hair and a bandaged eye is talking inside a text box which is saying: "Bugs are quite nutritious. If you get hungry out in the wild, feel free to chow down."

Depression has a tight grip

A cartoon image of a turtle looking up with text above that says, "Suicidal people looking at the rope:" and text below the turtle that says, "My time has come".

Payment not needed

A dark illustration depicts a large, looming figure labeled "white guy" standing behind a kneeling figure labeled "black guy." A sword with the word "cotton" written on the blade is positioned between them.

What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?

Downy unstopables.

The all black basketball team

The image shows two apes. The text above the image reads "The basketball team won, their reaction?" The text on the image reads: "Apes together strong."

When a friend is insane

The image shows the cartoon character Lightning McQueen from the movie Cars, racing on a track. Above the car are the words, "Paul Walker's driver's last words." Below the car are the words "I am speed."

What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?

Alzheimer's.

Runaway thief

A cartoon character is seen clutching a large cylinder labeled 'money', with the text 'black guy' placed above. Two other characters labeled 'cops' are in the background.

How to make babies laugh

The image is a side-by-side comparison. On the left, a woman with light skin is making a silly face with her eyes wide, her tongue out, and her hands framing her face. The text above says "Baby teasing". On the right, a man with light skin is smiling and squinting his eyes by pushing the skin at the corner of his eyes. The text above says "asian baby teasing".

How to counter attack jesus christ

The image shows a four-panel split image. The first panel shows a portrait of Jesus Christ. The second panel shows a closeup of a character from Yu-Gi-Oh! looking determined. The third panel shows a hammer and several nails. The fourth panel shows a character from Yu-Gi-Oh! looking shocked and scared with his eyes wide open and his mouth gaping.

Let's learn arabic!

The image shows a two-panel meme with text. In the first panel, a penguin holds a lit match next to a round object with a fuse and says, "Kaboom?". In the second panel, three other penguins look at him. One replies, "Yes Rico, kaboom". The text above the panels reads, "how arabic is taught is what these penguins will demonstrate."

Aliens

The image shows a blue alien character. The text overlay says, "What Asians look like" above the figure and "is what Mexicans act like" below the figure. The image is decorated with alien head and flying saucer emojis.