Monday versus Dick

  • What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

    They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up buttercup. This joke is comparing Monday to a... well, a penis. The punchline is that they are both "unnecessarily long and hard." The "hard" part is referencing an erection. Get it? I didn't think you would.

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