What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up buttercup. This joke is comparing Monday to a... well, a penis. The punchline is that they are both "unnecessarily long and hard." The "hard" part is referencing an erection. Get it? I didn't think you would.