Humor
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.