Humor
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.