Humor
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Memes
Would be funny but I’d rather not get beat to death.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?