Humor
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Memes
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What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
kiibati orojo?
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.