Humor

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?

You’re breathtaking!

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!

What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.

kiibati orojo?

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

How did 10 die?

Because it was in between 9 and 11.

Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.