Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
Name an ant which is very heavy ?
eleph-ant
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
I wanted to tell an animal joke but its irrelephant
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it....
elephants never forget.
Q I Iike elephants A everything else is inrrelephant
👨 + 👩 + 👦 + 👬 + 👧 +👭 + 🚻 + 💩 = 🚽 + 💩 + 🚽 = 🪠 💩 + 🪠= 🚽+ 💩 + 🐘 + 💩 + 🚻 + 🚽 + 🪠 = 😭
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant. Hi up there
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What does an elephant that doesn't matter called? An irrel-ephant ;)
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
