Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Humor
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
