Humor

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

What dinosaur loves music?

The velociRAPtor!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

What do you call a skeleton's omelet?

A bonelet.

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.

Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

What does the bee say to the fly?

"Buzz off!"

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?

Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!

Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)

Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?