Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
My friend: Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny Me: C'mon it's not that deep
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
Does anyone still look at this if you do tell me if I should make more jokes :)
Who needs April fools..
When your whole life is a joke?
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
911 jokes usually go over my head
Then it hits me
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Teacher: Kids what are something you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friend to make me happy. Teacher: What about you Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
