My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Girlfriend: am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: your both!
Girlfriend: what do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: your pretty ugly!!!
you're so ugly that Everytime you look up in the sky god say sorry can't help you
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got fucked.
You’re so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so u could wear a mask
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle
You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
roses are red violets are blue shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you
Yo mama, so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn't know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.
your mum is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank they had too turn the cameras off
Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
