You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn’t know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

Girlfriend: am I pretty or ugly?

Boyfriend: your both!

Girlfriend: what do you mean by that?

Boyfriend: your pretty ugly!!!

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

  1. Your so fat you could sell shade!
  2. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To visit the ugly witches house Knock Knock… Who’s there? The CHICKEN

Yo mama is so ugly she is the reason slenderman has no eyes

yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish?” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish

You no your ugly when you git handed the cameras every time your frind’s have a group picture.

My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

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