Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.

Girlfriend: am I pretty or ugly?

Boyfriend: your both!

Girlfriend: what do you mean by that?

Boyfriend: your pretty ugly!!!

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn’t know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.

if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…

elephants never forget.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at holloween

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. Your so fat you could sell shade!
3. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got fucked.

yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle

Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better