Girlfriend: am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: your both!
Girlfriend: what do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: your pretty ugly!!!
Ugliness Jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at holloween
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn’t know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence
Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better
roses are red violets are blue shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got fucked.
Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
you’re so ugly that Everytime you look up in the sky god say sorry can’t help you
your mum is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank they had too turn the cameras off
yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes