My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

Girlfriend: am I pretty or ugly?

Boyfriend: your both!

Girlfriend: what do you mean by that?

Boyfriend: your pretty ugly!!!

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn’t know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. Your so fat you could sell shade!
3. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes

if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…

elephants never forget.

My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

Sometimes I feel ugly , then I think of my sister and get over it.

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

You no your ugly when you git handed the cameras every time your frind’s have a group picture.

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish?” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish