Ugliness jokes
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: You're both!
Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.