You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.

Girlfriend: am I pretty or ugly?

Boyfriend: your both!

Girlfriend: what do you mean by that?

Boyfriend: your pretty ugly!!!

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn’t know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better

Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at holloween

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.

Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got fucked.

you’re so ugly that Everytime you look up in the sky god say sorry can’t help you

you are so ugly hellokitty had to say bye bye

My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes