Fat

Anonymous

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

Girlfriend

❤️ Tara ❤️

Girlfriend: am I pretty or ugly?

Boyfriend: your both!

Girlfriend: what do you mean by that?

Boyfriend: your pretty ugly!!!

Poor

Pistacio

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

Toaster

Anonymous

You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.

Die

Ashton grace

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn’t know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Roast

Anonymous

If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

Fat

Someone

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

Roast

Dez

Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

Fat

The roast king

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

  1. Your so fat you could sell shade!
  2. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Shooting

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Man

Eyvonia

yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes

Girl

ak47

if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…

elephants never forget.

Name

Johny McJohnster

My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

Sister

unicorn sprinkles

Sometimes I feel ugly , then I think of my sister and get over it.

Roast

Dez

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

Hand

The darkes mind

You no your ugly when you git handed the cameras every time your frind’s have a group picture.

Word

Anonymous

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle

Guy

Anonymous

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish?” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish

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