Poor

Pistacio

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

5

Toaster

Anonymous

You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.

5

Girlfriend

❤️ Tara ❤️

Girlfriend: am I pretty or ugly?

Boyfriend: your both!

Girlfriend: what do you mean by that?

Boyfriend: your pretty ugly!!!

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

2

Fat

Anonymous

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

Roast

Anonymous

If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

Roast

Dez

Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

Shooting

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

0

Car

Ashton grace

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn’t know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.

8

Girl

ak47

if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…

elephants never forget.

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at holloween

Fat

Someone

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

Fat

The roast king

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

  1. Your so fat you could sell shade!
  2. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

Hang

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

0

Night

Anonymous

Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

Twin Towers

Smartass

whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got fucked.

2

Man

Eyvonia

yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes

Green

JAred

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

Word

Anonymous

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle

2

Depression

Anonymous

Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better