You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor
Girlfriend: am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: your both!
Girlfriend: what do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: your pretty ugly!!!
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn’t know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it…
elephants never forget.
1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!
- Your so fat you could sell shade!
- Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got fucked.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle
So a girl says your so ugly to me and she says “I’m the prettiest girl” I say “yea a pretty girl for a ogre 👹”
Sometimes I feel ugly , then I think of my sister and get over it.