Ugliness Jokes

❤️ Tara ❤️
in Girlfriend

Girlfriend: am I pretty or ugly?

Boyfriend: your both!

Girlfriend: what do you mean by that?

Boyfriend: your pretty ugly!!!

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

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Anonymous

You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.

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Anonymous
in Doctor

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

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Pistacio
in People

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

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Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at holloween

Ashton grace

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn’t know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.

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Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

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Anonymous
in Roast

If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

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Dez
in Roast

Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

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Someone
in Skeleton

A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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Anonymous
in Sister

Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better

Anonymous
in Roast

roses are red violets are blue shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you

Smartass

whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got fucked.

James Bray
in Dad

Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

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Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

Anonymous
in Sky

you’re so ugly that Everytime you look up in the sky god say sorry can’t help you

RoastMaster
in Roast

your mum is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank they had too turn the cameras off

Eyvonia
in Yo mama

yo mama so ugly she the reason why slender man has no eyes