My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
Girlfriend: am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: your both!
Girlfriend: what do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: your pretty ugly!!!
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got fucked.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn't know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.
your mum is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank they had too turn the cameras off
Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.