Ugliness jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
ugly rat
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: You're both!
Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!
Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like? Go look in the mirror.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.