My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
Girlfriend: am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: your both!
Girlfriend: what do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: your pretty ugly!!!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.
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Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn't know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
You’re so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so u could wear a mask
Yo mama, so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at holloween
