Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn’t know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Your so dam ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f...ed.

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,“I want to be more handsome than the first guy.”, God granted his wish. “The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy.” God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. “What is your wish?” God asked him. “I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!” God granted his wish

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,“HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT’S ONE UGLY BITCH!”

yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!

You no your ugly when you git handed the cameras every time your frind’s have a group picture.

My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

YO mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away

yo mamma so ugly that even god said be gone DEMON!

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

Go look in the mirror.

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.

Yo mama is so ugly she turned a knife into a statue