Seatbelt

Seatbelt Jokes

Pilot

Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.

Breast

Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

A. A seatbelt.

Orphan

If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.

Double!

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Triple!

Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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  • Hole

    What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.

    Boob

    What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.

    Kid

    Why did the kid cross the road?

    He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

    Child

    Why did the child cross the road?

    Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.

    Princess Diana

    Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

    She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

    Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

    Diana

    Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.