XTREME

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Life is short, and so is your dick. Size doesn't matter, and so does time. Within your life, you CAN achieve. by XTREME
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What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surrondings?

C sharp minor

What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessary long and hard.

Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?

Because she ran out of immortali-tea.

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?

You get PRICKrolled.

What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

One makes your day and one make your whole week.