What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.