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wanna hear a dry joke? a desert

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

You’re a good soldier Choosing your battles Pick yourself up and dust yourself off and back in the saddle You’re on the front line Everyone’s watching You know it’s serious we’re getting closer, this isn’t over The pressure is on You feel it But you’ve got it all Believe it When you fall get up oh oh And if you fall get up oh oh Tsamina mina zangalewa ’Cause this is Africa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Listen to your God This is our motto Your time to shine don’t wait in line y vamos por todo People are raising Their expectations Go on and feed them this is your moment no hesitations Today’s your day I feel it You paved the way Believe it If you get down get up oh oh When you get down get up eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa aa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Ame la mejole biggi biggi mubbo wa A to Z Asi tsu zala makyuni biggi biggi mubbo from East to West Asi waga waga ma eh eh waga waga ma eh eh Tendency suna tsibuye 'cause this is Africa (Africa, Africa Africa) Tsamina mina, Anawa a a Tsamina mina Tsamina mina, Anawa a a Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Django eh eh Django eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a Django eh eh Django eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a This time for Africa This time for Africa We’re all Africa We’re all Africa

What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food

Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador

I get more care packages than Africa

What’s Africas greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 world cup…

Why can’t Cleopatra ride a bicycle? Because she’s dead.

lachlan

Suc my dic

All these African jokes ain’t funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y’all are racist and may God forgive you… You know we rich with natural resources that’s why y’all come to steal from us… Shame on you ALL

life

What does a South African batman wear? A cape.

It’s a RUF life in Africa.

a p...star committed sue of side her coworkers must be taking it hard

what do you call a person with a a in there in autisim

Wat do u call a pizza??anthony Cahill face

why are some people African?

because genes you dummy

I’m her to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty, your pants.