The W in African stands for water

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food

Africa

Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t

what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village

What the difference between a water bottle and Africa? One has water the other one doesn’t

How do you get 1 million followers:

{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }

In Africa, in every 60 seconds,… a minute passes

wanna hear a dry joke? a desert

I get more care packages than Africa

you

Why can’t Cleopatra ride a bicycle? Because she’s dead.

Abdi and Tunde is real

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador

You’re a good soldier Choosing your battles Pick yourself up and dust yourself off and back in the saddle You’re on the front line Everyone’s watching You know it’s serious we’re getting closer, this isn’t over The pressure is on You feel it But you’ve got it all Believe it When you fall get up oh oh And if you fall get up oh oh Tsamina mina zangalewa ’Cause this is Africa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Listen to your God This is our motto Your time to shine don’t wait in line y vamos por todo People are raising Their expectations Go on and feed them this is your moment no hesitations Today’s your day I feel it You paved the way Believe it If you get down get up oh oh When you get down get up eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa aa Tsamina mina eh eh Waka waka eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Ame la mejole biggi biggi mubbo wa A to Z Asi tsu zala makyuni biggi biggi mubbo from East to West Asi waga waga ma eh eh waga waga ma eh eh Tendency suna tsibuye 'cause this is Africa (Africa, Africa Africa) Tsamina mina, Anawa a a Tsamina mina Tsamina mina, Anawa a a Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a Tsamina mina, eh eh Waka waka, eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa This time for Africa Django eh eh Django eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a Django eh eh Django eh eh Tsamina mina zangalewa Anawa a a This time for Africa This time for Africa We’re all Africa We’re all Africa

Which country is next to USA? USB

What does a South African batman wear? A cape.

what’s an africans favorite sport to play. but they can’t?

water polo