They say they found water in mars Mars 1 Africa 0

What do U.S airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They’re normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East

The W in African stands for water

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village

what’s an africans favorite sport to play. but they can’t?

water polo

Africa

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t

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What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food

I get more care packages than Africa

What is the biggest dissrespect to send a box of tea bags to africa

Which country is next to USA? USB

What does a South African batman wear? A cape.

What the difference between a water bottle and Africa? One has water the other one doesn’t

It isn’t a real charity until India open call centers, like they did with Africa.

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.

What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don’t get picked.

Why can’t Cleopatra ride a bicycle? Because she’s dead.

wanna hear a dry joke? a desert