Africa jokes
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
The "W" in African stands for water.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
you.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
I get more care packages than Africa.