Africa Jokes

What do U.S airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East

DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

Dark..Humor :)

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.


A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where'd you get that lovely thing?" "Africa" the parrot replied.