Why are there no pharmacies in Africa? You can’t take pills on an empty stomach

How do you get a million followers?

Get a water bottle and run through Africa!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.

How do you start a rave in Africa?-You put a biscuit on the ceiling.

Have you ever tasted African food?

Neither have they.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

how do you get 11million followers

run around africa with a water bottle

How do you start a rave in Africa?

You tie food to the ceiling.

Have you ever tasted African food? No neither have they

wanna hear a dry joke? a desert

What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food

how do you start a rave in africa?

You tie a water bottle to the ceiling

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador

You wanna know how to gain 1 million followers,

Run throught the middle of Africa with a piece of bread.

When ever i eat in Africa the people come up to me and say we don’t do that here

I get more care packages than Africa

How do you get 1,000,000 followers?

Run through Africa with a water bottle

Wanna know how to get 1 million followers get a water bottle and run through Africa.

Why do u take maltesers to Africa to tease the kids

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