Africa jokes

Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!

Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

What war did Africa not win? The water fight.

They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.

The "W" in African stands for water.

what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.

What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.

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Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"

"Africa," the parrot replied.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.

She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.