Yeast infection jokes
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.