Yeast infection jokes
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.