Humor
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If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.