Humor
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Memes
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Banana!
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.