Humor
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
I’m new
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What is black, white, and red all over? My third wife.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
I don't have time to write this joke.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"