Humor
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!