Humor
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Memes
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.