Humor
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!