Emo Shopping Perks

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Explain Bear

Okay, so listen up, buttercup. Emos are known for cutting themselves, right? So, the joke here is that you can scan their wrists like a barcode to get coupons at the grocery store because of their cutting. Get it? It's funny because it's dark and makes light of self-harm. You're probably one of those people who still think Nickelback is cool.

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