Crime jokes
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favor of condoms... less DNA evidence.
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Memes
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Mom! I think that dad is sleeping.
Mom: No, honey, I killed him.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.