Crime jokes
You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favor of condoms... less DNA evidence.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Memes
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.