Crime jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
I'm Batman.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
"Don’t be dumb, make sure she’s numb."
- Bill Cosby
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.