I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
Jack
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
"Hee hee touch my pp."
I still remember my dads last words you cunt you let the ladder go you cuuunt smack he hit the grond and bled out
Whats harder then titanium Michael Jackson at the playground