Somebody asked me whats that on your arm I just said "My cats got ocd"
my friend: "whats that on your arm me: oh this, i didnt have enough storage on my phone to download fruit ninja so i had to improvise a little bit
what do me and monster cans have in common?
a barcode
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
what do you call an emo that likes pizza? a pizza cutter
you know what really gets me under my skin when im down? sharpener blades
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows?
nothing i slit both of them
My friend: Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny Me: C'mon it's not that deep
what's the difference between a grape, apple and an arm?
you don't slice a grape
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all
i dont struggle with self harm, i do it everyday
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes.. bro it's not that deep
sorry for all the jokes, ill end it
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀
Someone asked me, 'What are them scars on your arm ? ..' I thought I was playing a violin '
My arm: IM GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT
friend: “ whats that on your arm” me: “ oh nothing just decided i wanted to cosplay a tiger “
