Self Harm Jokes

in Emo

What do u call a emo cappella group

Self harmony

Ess_GotLost

My friend: Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it’s not funny Me: C’mon it’s not that deep

sell farm

you know what really gets me under my skin when im down? sharpener blades

Anonymous

whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows?

nothing i slit both of them

sell farm

what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm?

you don’t slice a grape

sell farm

i dont struggle with self harm, i do it everyday

Anonymous
in Cut

I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said “Hey you should CUT it out.” It was funny but I couldn’t bring myself to laugh at that.

Anonymous

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I’m very good at carving into myself, after all

Anonymous

Somebody asked me whats that on your arm I just said “My cats got ocd”

Anonymous

My arm: IM GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT

Anonymous

brb makin tic tac toe boards on myself

what do you call an emo that likes pizza? a pizza cutter

Anonymous

Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists

Jaxonn

What is red and looks like a zebra

my arm Hehhehehehe UwU

Anonymous EUPD /BPD

Someone asked me, ‘What are them scars on your arm ? …’ I thought I was playing a violin ’

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How you feel when you slit yourself once: :( How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:( How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: dead inside

sell farm

why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs

Anonymous

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm

Anonymous

My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”

so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger

Anonymous

Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Don’t say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm