Self Harm jokes
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
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playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"