Arms
my friend: "whats that on your arm me: oh this, i didnt have enough storage on my phone to download fruit ninja so i had to improvise a little bit
my friend: "whats that on your arm me: oh this, i didnt have enough storage on my phone to download fruit ninja so i had to improvise a little bit
Somebody asked me whats that on your arm I just said "My cats got ocd"
My friend: Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny Me: C'mon it's not that deep
what's the difference between a grape, apple and an arm?
you don't slice a grape
you know what really gets me under my skin when im down? sharpener blades
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
i dont struggle with self harm, i do it everyday
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all
what do me and monster cans have in common?
a barcode
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows?
nothing i slit both of them
I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”
so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger
Someone asked me, 'What are them scars on your arm ? ..' I thought I was playing a violin '
My arm: IM GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
brb makin tic tac toe boards on myself