Self Harm Jokes

my friend: "whats that on your arm me: oh this, i didnt have enough storage on my phone to download fruit ninja so i had to improvise a little bit

Somebody asked me whats that on your arm I just said "My cats got ocd"

What do u call a emo cappella group

Self harmony

My friend: Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny Me: C'mon it's not that deep

what's the difference between a grape, apple and an arm?

you don't slice a grape

you know what really gets me under my skin when im down? sharpener blades

what do you call an emo that likes pizza? a pizza cutter

The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"

i dont struggle with self harm, i do it everyday

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all

what do me and monster cans have in common?

a barcode

My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm

whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows?

nothing i slit both of them

I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.

My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”

so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger

Someone asked me, 'What are them scars on your arm ? ..' I thought I was playing a violin '

My arm: IM GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT

Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

brb makin tic tac toe boards on myself