Crime jokes
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.