Crime jokes
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
Police officers hope you’re a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.