Crime jokes

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.

Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?

The white one actually did it!

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.

The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?

A: When they are falling from their balcony.

What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?

When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"