Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke points out how wild things changed from 2018 to 2020. Before 2020, we had 'normal' crimes like assault and murder. But then BAM, pandemic hits, and suddenly coughing becomes a crime! It's like the world flipped upside down. You probably wipe your shopping cart too, don't you?
Aus boy
Also in Sydney and Melbourne