Crime jokes
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Memes
"Hee hee touch my pp."
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favor of condoms... less DNA evidence.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣