Crime jokes
Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?
Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.
Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.
What's the worst thing to hear in a prison shower?
"Drop the soap, we've got you surrounded."
What did the man do when he caught his wife cheating on him?
He honor-killed her.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!