Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer? Helen Killer
Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black. I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately he lost his case.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Have a pregnant lady murders someone does the child get an assist
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
What's a kidnapper's favourite shoe? White vans
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday? Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call it when Panera bread commits genocide Panera bloodshed
A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home
What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers
