Crime

Crime Jokes

My son is starting to ask questions about where he came from.

He was conceived ten years ago when I was working for the AISH office. I was walking to my car after a shift when I was gang-raped by three guys.

Statistically any one of them could be his father.

I'm really worried about traumatizing him if I tell him how he was conceived.

How am I supposed to tell him I used to be an AISH worker?

So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.

The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.

Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.