Crime jokes
What is black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.
What's the worst thing to hear in a prison shower?
"Drop the soap, we've got you surrounded."
What did the man do when he caught his wife cheating on him?
He honor-killed her.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What is the difference between a thief and a doctor?
The thief knows what you have!
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.